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EVOLUTION - We Have the Fossils We Win


TAGS: evolution fossils tiktaalik creationism
Rating: 3.38/5

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Sean - August 30, 2009, 10:13 pm
"We" is anyone who sees evolution as the way we came about. Be it by a total lack of divine intent, or as God's way of making us all -- but not LogicDude, it'd be unfair to God to blame Him for that.
Derek - August 30, 2009, 10:09 pm
Evolution and religion don't have to be separate, but it satisfies Occam's razor so much better. :-)
LOLOLOL - August 22, 2009, 10:57 pm
Evolution and religion don't HAVE to be seperate, maybe thats how other, more sophisticated creatures (like us) were made... and also stfu im not an Old testiment fanatic i'm just saying what I think of this motifake after all thats what commenting is! :)
mooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 12:12 pm
I didn't know you cared.
LogicDude - April 28, 2009, 9:44 am
Thanks mooooooo...hey ummmm, you aren't doing anything Friday night are you? Do you have a personal profile I can view on MooseSpace.com? Maybe we could hook up or something, you know, just watch a movie, maybe slip a roofie in your drink or something...?
HtD - April 28, 2009, 4:36 am
Of course.
mooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 4:07 am
Thanks Logicdude. For supporting the funny. I may not always agree with you but some of your stuff is f***ing hilarious.
agdaniele - April 27, 2009, 1:19 pm
Perhaps the other dating site... familywatchdog.us
Cubbybear - April 27, 2009, 1:18 pm
The only thing left LogicDude, is a Muslim Dating site or Asian picture bride...Your pick
LogicDude - April 27, 2009, 12:24 pm
I know...but I already tried eHarmony and had no luck there either!
HtD - April 27, 2009, 12:00 pm
LD, carbon dating is not the only method used to date a fossil.
Canuck - April 27, 2009, 11:50 am
That Timmy fella just seems desperate for attention.
LogicDude - April 27, 2009, 9:31 am
when idiots attack other's posters out of the blue because their life sucks, which is a prime Timmy motivator. Granted, some of my own comments may "seem" to be that way, but if they are they are rarely meant to be taken that way. Except to Sean. Bye!
LogicDude - April 27, 2009, 9:29 am
Personally I'm with Canuck (other posts) and am here for the Funny. I'm not a Biblical Scholar or Scientist. But I do really dislike that Timmy guy....which causes great moral conflict...what with me being a Christian and all. I just can't stand it when
LogicDude - April 27, 2009, 9:26 am
...prove that God doesn't exist. Like we were all created from some kind of universal sneeze instead. The carbon dating thing is this: if it thinks batteries are 100+ years old and can't tell how old a clam shell is, why should I believe it's accuracy?
LogicDude - April 27, 2009, 9:25 am
I don't try to force my religious beliefs on anyone - simply can't be and shouldn't be done. Do that and you're branded a nutbag (or Taliban, oooooh!). I just find it amusing at times that atheists, who shouldn't care, spend a LOT of time trying to ...
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 11:48 pm
who have different beliefs. Christians have been forcing those beliefs on others since roman times. The planet is the closest thing we have to a god and look how we treat it.
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 11:45 pm
Feelin left out so i just wanted to pont out that just because a cult gets really really popular does not make it any less of a cult! The bible has been re-written so many times that any valuable message was lost years ago. God is an excuse to hate others
Sean - April 26, 2009, 7:15 pm
I have a Pirate Fish on the back of my car. (The six by fourish inched silver dealie.) Those bastards better not trifle with the FSM. It would be aboot time somone handed them their arses if they did. Gotta go. Bye.
mooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 7:08 pm
make petty comments or throw insults at peoples core beliefs just because I don't agree. I know how I would feel is someone made rude comments aboot my beloved Flying Spaghetti Monster.
moooooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 7:05 pm
Oh don't get me wrong Sean. I can be extremely insensitive at times. I just find that when the topic is religion it is best to state how I feel with careful wording. I find that Religious people can have very strong beliefs. And I think it is wrong to
Sean - April 26, 2009, 6:43 pm
But here at Motifake, we are nothing if not sensitive (I couldn't even keep a straight face as I typed that). Take it easy, man.
moooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 6:37 pm
My statement wasn't really directed at LD. I was just speaking my mind on the topic. like I said I did not intend to insult anyone.
Sean - April 26, 2009, 6:29 pm
RON's poster seems to explain and reconcile evolutionary theory and the creation narrative in the Bible.
Sean - April 26, 2009, 6:28 pm
let's just say that it's painfull to watch him try to trade insults with LD. And while me and LD seem to be on different sides of the Grand Canyon on this issue, I have not doubt he could bean me with a lemon from there. Anyway, this is Motifake and ...
Sean - April 26, 2009, 6:26 pm
Hey, moooooooooooooooo, there was a time even, quite recenlty when I would have said what you said in more or less the same words, but now LD scares me. Sure he's smart and even tempered, but DON'T make him mad. There's this guy named Timmy ... well ...
moooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 6:17 pm
from either side. I don't want to insult anyone but but I think that using the bible to back your argument is kinda silly. It's just fiction. that should be obvious to any logical person.
moooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 6:14 pm
I can't seem to find any evidence that carbon dating has been disproved (disproven isn't a word) Only studies that show that some things (like mollusk shells) when dated can show anomalous results. I know that there is controversy but nothing concrete
LogicDude - April 26, 2009, 4:03 pm
The Bible doesn't specifically mention many of the animals today - no mention of apes anywhere - so why would dinosaurs NOT being mentioned mean anything? LOL at your date comment though! I think some of mine were made from lead and marshmallow fluff.
agdaniele - April 26, 2009, 3:47 pm
Almost 60 percent of my dates have been carbon-based.
agdaniele - April 26, 2009, 3:45 pm
Millions, billions... whatever... it also is clear that the fossilization and composition is older than the good book's 10,000 year estimation. And as soon as they find the lost part of the bible that mentions any dinosaurs, I'll pay closer attention.
Sean - April 26, 2009, 3:32 pm
But if they weren't here millions of years ago, where were they? *snickers*
LogicDude - April 26, 2009, 3:24 pm
Since "carbon dating" has been disproven over and over, who really knows how long anything has been around? No scientist I know of has been able to produce SOLID, UNDISPUTABLE evidence that indicates dinosaurs were here "millions" of years ago...
agdaniele - April 26, 2009, 12:51 pm
God put fossils on earth to expose religious fanatics who can't think for themselves. And it worked like a charm.
Hector - April 26, 2009, 12:48 pm
"God put [dinosaur fossils] here to test our faith!"... I think God put you here to test my faith, dude. Does that bother anybody else, the idea that God might be f***ing with our heads? I have trouble sleeping with that knowledge." Bill Hicks
HAHA - April 7, 2009, 9:45 pm
Stupid.
Porcelina - February 26, 2009, 11:02 pm
...I miss that clobber b***on, now. This poster is so stupid
None - February 26, 2009, 11:01 pm
Spam
Claire - February 26, 2009, 6:31 pm
Believe**
Claire - February 26, 2009, 6:31 pm
Actually, I believ in both, I just like controversy :)
mr guy - February 26, 2009, 5:09 pm
ummm... yea there IS trans-species fossils and most major religions are okay with people believing in evolultion
dude - February 25, 2009, 6:33 pm
Too bad that there are no trans species fossils. Also, too bad that carbon dating, used to date fossils, says that snickers bars are 100 years old. FAIL.
Claire - February 25, 2009, 6:10 pm
Depends, what would you think of someone who claimed God talked to them? Not to mention that the Bible was edited a long time ago, we don't know what was added and taken out.
Hector - February 25, 2009, 3:02 pm
Here's to all the people who can't or won't think for themselves. They won't be "swayed by facts in the face of a higher truth".
rerun - February 24, 2009, 7:55 pm

drug...not drun.
rerun - February 24, 2009, 7:55 pm

jewish zombie? why does the zombie have to be drun into this debate? Also, he is no longer jewish, he has evolved into a higher being yet to be named. Check back in 4000 years
Nero - February 24, 2009, 7:31 pm
Or that a jewish zombie was sent from the big invisible man in the sky to "save" us.
Claire - February 24, 2009, 7:20 pm
Or like a book written 2,000 years ago is completely accurate.
ristar - February 24, 2009, 6:00 pm
You have no more proof than we do. Just because you have fossils doesn't mean that intelligent design didn't take place. That's like saying a cap of water on a table must have been filled by rain.
Moar - February 24, 2009, 2:09 pm
Claire has a point
Claire - February 18, 2009, 7:59 pm
Yes.
LogicDude - February 18, 2009, 7:02 pm
Says who? Did someone write a National Geographic article on it 400 million years ago and that's how we know?
Toussaint - February 18, 2009, 5:39 pm
It's the Tikaalik fish from the Devonian period, about 400 million yrs ago.
Cubbybear - February 18, 2009, 3:48 pm
It looks like Battlestar Galactia
LogicDude - February 17, 2009, 2:32 pm
Nero had good response there...but he's absolutely correct. As for Sean, my favorite flavor is on poster 38373!
Sean - February 17, 2009, 2:23 pm
Oh, c'mon. Everybody knows that Satan put them there so as to lead the weak of faith astray. P.s.: doritos ... LogicDude operates mostly on doritos.
Nero - February 17, 2009, 1:48 pm
Irony: A guy named LogicDude who operates on faith rather than logic.
LogicDude - February 17, 2009, 1:22 pm
You have fossils of Gods creations. So what did you win?


CREATIONISTS - PRETTY FUNNY PEOPLE. -


TAGS: religion atheist evolution big bang creationism
Rating: 3.24/5

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rerun - August 26, 2010, 8:13 pm

while I do like this users work, I am not impressed by his username.


STRAWMAN - And you thought scarecrow needed a brain.


TAGS: creation creationism evolution big bang religion atheism strawman argument universe
Rating: 2.14/5

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MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 4:16 am
Night
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 4:14 am
G'night Bart....I'm headed that way myself.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 4:09 am
I think I'm gonna turn in, lol, as I fear I'm becoming less and less coherent...Night, Goodall.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 4:00 am
Same here. I can never find it anywhere. Scary premise, though.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:59 am
Heard of, never seen.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:58 am
Have you guys ever seen a movie by the name of "Teeth?"
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:52 am
And then he went and won lots of Oscars.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:52 am
You got it right.....Mrs Mooo almost threw up watching that film.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:51 am
The other day I watched the CHEAPEST horror movie..."How to Make a Monster." That chick from Heavymetal was topless in it.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:50 am
Gotta love lawnmower dude. I think, or was that Brain Dead? I love any campy horror film.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:49 am
have you ever seen "dead alive"?
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:49 am
lol That's comically bloody. Makes Quinton look sane.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:48 am
Yea, you have to take it as the incredibly campy stuff it is. The final fight involves a meat grinder.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:47 am
That's pretty graphic stuff Random....not really my thing. But good for a larf.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:44 am
I can read at work (on the sly).... check out Scott Lynch....I was amazed.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:42 am
Bart http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxd08Sp_FdI
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:42 am
Mainly the bus for me.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:41 am
d***. Really? I didn't think anyone could put Quinton Tarantino to shame.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:41 am
I dunno....I haven't lived there for almost 8 years....when do you guys find time to read?
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:39 am
Last time I was there, I went to this cult movie store. Can't recall the name, but me and my brother picked up a film by the name of Ricky-O that is banned in the US for violence.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:39 am
Who knew there were b*********/midget/coprophilia sites.....Sean, I guess.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:39 am
Night.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:38 am
Gotta go. Good night you guys you. But carry on as I'm already gone (looking at p*** on another site by now).
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:38 am
@Sean: Yeah, I'll try some of his other stuff. It was the whole Copperfield angle that drew me to the story, and I aught to give the guy a fair shake.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:36 am
*Choke
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:35 am
Piers Anthomy is all right until he goes religious....then I wanna chocke him with a rosary.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:34 am
Of you ever go back to Winnipeg Random, find a place called red river books.....or black's books (heh,heh)....pure gold!.
Joshy8632 - January 3, 2010, 3:33 am
Piers Anthony The Mode Series. Excellent Books. and i agree with Ender's Game's pedastal position in anyones mind these days i just hope they dont ruin it with the movie
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:33 am
I love this....no one else I know reads anything but readers digest.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:32 am
Read some other short stories of his. "The Tomb" is a bit of an aquired taste. It takes longer to get going than a lot of his other ones.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:31 am
I always have trouble finding Lovecraft. Not big in cow town apparently. Though I keep trying to find a copy of 'The Great God Pan' which both Lovecraft and King were both quoted as one of their biggest influences and most terrifying story they've read.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:31 am
I have a friend that swears by Lovecraft. I read one of his short stories, "In the Tomb of the Pharoes." Didn't think much of it, but I'll probably pick him up again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:31 am
I don't go in for older horror Sean.....But HG Wells ....let me just say, I'd give his corpse a reach around for an unpublished novel.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:30 am
There's nothing wrong with being g** ... just don't read Twilight ... that's just g**.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:29 am
Stranger in a strange land is epic....but have you read "to sail beyond the sunset" or "Friday"?.....god I love SF.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:28 am
God, I gotta get faster with these comments. I'm getting jumped all over the place.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:27 am
How about H.P. Lovecraft? Read most of his stuff. Solid horror.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:27 am
King has gone downhill IMO....Barker is still the master....if he ever publishes anything......not that I'm complaining Clive...please don't hurt me.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:27 am
@Moo+: Of course, water brother, Heinland's the man...and the reason I occasionally use the word grock. I haven't read him as extensively as I'd like, but I've read the really well-known stuff...like Stranger and Starship Troopers.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:27 am
Friend of mine read Twilight. We still think he's g**, and most of us decided to get him the twilight blankets they sold at the grocery store we work in, as a joke.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:26 am
I've still got to pick up Stephen Kings new book, Under the Dome too.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:26 am
Oh yeah, The Vampire Chronicles ... wish my wife would read them. At the age of 4* she just read all of the *gasp* Twilight thingies. I figure/fear she'll be cruisin' the local high schools soon.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:25 am
or spider Robinson?...right now I'm on a Poul Anderson bender....and this new (er) guy Scott Lynch.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:24 am
Oh, about your earlier question, if you're looking for a tragic series (the epic sort of thing) William Gibson's Sprawl Trilogy is excellent.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:23 am
Dark Tower is everything. Gotta love a horror/western/sci fi/fantasy/drama/romace/action book. And when I mean epic, I mean giant wars, multiple books, whole scale slaughter, all that fun stuff.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:23 am
never been a big Bradbury fan....don't know why....I have 34 Asimov first editions and 112 total hard covers....Card is the ****....but have you read any Heinlein?
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:22 am
Ah, Epics...like the Lord of the Rings trilogy or...Vampire Chronicles? I've read a few of those. Epics...The Dark Tower Series is fantasy I think. Science-y fantasy, but fantasy.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:18 am
Talking animals tend to count. Though the ones I read have less talking animals, more sweeping epic plots going over 8 or more books, along with lots of stabby stabby.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:18 am
Poe is horror, and I mean that in the nicest possible way.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:17 am
And even though it was written back in 89, I think, it's not at all dated.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:16 am
That's great. I should probably read more fantasy than I have. lol More than Harry Potter and Johnathan Stroud, anyway. Poe counts, right? Talking ravens...
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:15 am
I only know of it from a concept album based off the first one. Though the creature in it sounds pretty freakin terrifying as far as books go.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:13 am
Sorry Mr.R, was working on my comment while you were posting yours -- wanted to make sure it was a trilogy of sorts.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:12 am
I recommend Hyperion by Dan Simmons. First of a trilogy. So if you like it, there's more.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:04 am
I'll probably grab a few after I finish off the Drizzt series, and Jon Stewarts comedy book. Still got plenty of time before the next Wheel of Time book. Gotta find Hyperion still.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:03 am
too* Let's see...who else. Asimov is a good standard. His short stories are magnificent...same goes for Bradbury, the only man who get away with making a sequel to the House of Usher. lol
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:00 am
Orson Wells is great to. That's where I got the Fourth dimension stuff from, "The Time Machine."
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:58 am
questions be. @Random: Heinland is one of my favorites. Another, more contemporary, author I like is Orson Scott Card. His novel, Ender's Game, was one of the first I ever read as a child...and I STILL find myself going back to it from time to time.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:55 am
There was a time when no one knew that germs existed, because they are so incredibly small. Is it then possible that something is too large for us to notice? Hell, we could be the germ on the back of a germ. The possibilities are limitless; so should the
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 2:55 am
Actually, who do you recommend? I'm tearing through some fantasy series right now, and would like to grab some sci fi books after.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 2:53 am
SF fan Bart......who do you read?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 2:53 am
I'm not so eloquent as you two....but after you die, You rot and that's all........I'm quite sure of that.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:53 am
dimension, time. (I read a LOT of science fiction.)Could he be said to have a beginning or and end? I'm not Christian, because I haven't made up my mind, lol, But I like to think that there are things beyond this mortal veil. What makes us so ****y?
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:50 am
Life without death would be rather crampt, Sean. Don't you think? Is it really so far fetched to think that there may be a higher consciousness that governs this plane of existence? And what if this being, being all powerful, existed outside the fourth
Sean - January 3, 2010, 2:46 am
that seems to love to end human life as vigorously as possible. And don't even get me started on the subject of feline leukemia.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 2:45 am
Of course you can believe that there was this Santa God which always existed and was perfect, but still decided to make us and everything else, including the numerous diseases which seem to love killing kids -- to say nothing of all the other nastiness...
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:40 am
Thank you, sir, I'm glad you appreciate the sentiment. Aggressive atheism could be intellectually bankrupting, if it becomes too widespread. The a**umption that there is nothing should not become the answer to life's great question. That's stagnation.
Treehodger - January 3, 2010, 2:31 am
Well said Bartimaeus. Well said.
Bartimaeus - November 22, 2009, 3:31 am
there are scholars. We can't let spiritual speculation die, because it has its place. It's an integral part of the human experience.
Bartimaeus - November 22, 2009, 3:30 am
speculation. It's lead to some of the great writings and philosophies throughout the centuries. Th sense of self makes for a sense of morality. In valuing our own being, we learn to value that of others. Sure, there are idiots...but, to the other extreme
Bartimaeus - November 22, 2009, 3:27 am
No, religion is all a part of the human experience. We have a desire to make sense of our place in the cosmos. Most would like to think that they exist as more than just an organism, a random mass of atoms. And, if you ask me, there's nothing wrong with
johnson2 - May 27, 2009, 4:15 am
ten votes in a row for one lion shows what people think of this "perfect sense".
mrawesomo - May 26, 2009, 1:55 pm
That isn't atheism, that's the big bang theory. Even if it was, it's incredibly similair to the belief that there was nothing then there was god and god made everything.


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Rating: 2.37/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 1:51 am
You're right most don't, I was wrong. The ones that do are pains in the a*s. I have had a few Atheist nuts and Religious nuts try to force their ideas on me. Tell me what you believe and then let me decide, that's the way it should be.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 17, 2013, 3:07 pm
I don't believe that "most" Atheists or Christians try to force their beliefs on people. But those that do make the rest look bad.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 1:48 pm
Maybe you have never tried to force Atheism on anyone, but believe me, most Atheists do try to force their beliefs on others. In fact most Atheists are no better than Westboro Baptist. Have seen them say and do the cruelest things.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 17, 2013, 4:27 am
Why does what we don't believe bother you so much?. I've never pushed atheism on anyone...But I've had Catholicism pushed on me.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 4:01 am
Atheists, they know nothing, yet they think they know everything. Atheists why does what other people believe bother you so very much.


SCIENTIFIC FACE PALM -


TAGS: creationism face palm
Rating: 3.19/5

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Platinu - August 10, 2010, 2:00 pm
Unintentionally hilarious poster. Creationists. They just can't help but be funny. I agree, keep them coming.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 5:41 pm
I don't make posters about how deluded religious people are....so, maybe you could show us the same courtesy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 5:40 pm
@RL. You make some good posters, but this religious BS is starting to annoy people....this one doesn't even make sense. The Earth was formed AFTER the Big Bang.
Reality Lord - August 9, 2010, 5:25 pm

and to finally lay it to rest.... @sean...hey man, i love you! not in the biblical sense but i love you!
Reality Lord - August 9, 2010, 5:24 pm

i think i have an einstein religious one on the backburner for fred. oh ...right...he's no longer with us... the mighty hammer of Thor i a**ume...mu-ahahahahaha.
Reality Lord - August 9, 2010, 5:23 pm

omg sean...none of it was directed your way...lol! truth is i find your stuff some of the most creative on this site. the comments were directed at fred. monkies for you sean....grow up for fred.
rerun - August 8, 2010, 1:13 pm

*any
rerun - August 8, 2010, 1:13 pm

I doubt nay harm at all, unless you happen to be fred.
Sean - August 8, 2010, 1:12 pm
I was not offended, but I did also misread the part that indicated most of that was directed at Fred. I thought that condescension was directed at me. Well, no harm done, I hope.
thatonechick - August 8, 2010, 12:58 pm
@Sean: I'm fairly sure RL wasn't fighting you. :)
Sean - August 8, 2010, 12:55 pm
Uhm, Reality Lord, if you think I'm telling you to shut up or something along those lines, I can a**ure I am not. This poster is hilarious. Albeit not for the reasons you seem to have intended. So keep 'em comin'.
Reality Lord - August 8, 2010, 10:28 am

fred: third option in your a**esment....the viewer feels threatened for some reason by this poster and feels he must defend his irrationalism. meh...who knows.
Reality Lord - August 8, 2010, 10:23 am

sean:monkeys are like the Timmys of the human race. eventually the mods will get to them. fred:i don't neccesarily express my views in these posters. you have the ability to make your own poster that do reflect your views though. go for it.
Sean - August 6, 2010, 11:10 pm
Parallel Retardness: If evolution is true, why are there still monkeys?!!!!!
rerun - August 6, 2010, 10:07 pm

@fred, do you mean the person who made this is a moron? I need to know how to properly respond to your comment.
fred - August 6, 2010, 9:51 pm
Two options: a) This poster is trying to make creationists look moronic. b) This poster is a moron. Hard to say.
Ed-Hyde - August 6, 2010, 11:55 am
Bit o Randomness: Learning that the big bang theory was originally introduced by a Catholic Priest.
thatonechick - August 6, 2010, 8:58 am
The Earth is blowing up! The universe is constantly expanding. It's just an extremely slo-mo explosion.
corneredbadger - August 6, 2010, 8:52 am
The fact that I can believe someone actually asked that makes me hate humanity
pzykosiz - August 6, 2010, 1:47 am
i ended up missing this one go through. i just did one on a similar theme. but still 5L's
Anonymous2 - August 5, 2010, 10:41 pm
Big Bang Theory: First there was nothing, then it blew up, and created the cosmos.


CREATIONISM - Finally explained!


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Rating: 3.35/5

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Hasbunmb - April 18, 2010, 1:27 pm
You know.. creationism doesnt believe in evolution... fine. But creationism has evolved into "intelligent design" thus disproving itself... craziness huh?


CREATIONISM - Seriously people, only a hillbilly believes in this


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Ed-Hyde - July 29, 2009, 7:24 am
1 lion, Deliberate slams on anything without even an attempt to be amusing. Also, a distinct lack of bewbs.


CREATIONISM -


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nicholsjoshua15 - April 25, 2016, 11:58 pm
Nothing in the Bible says the Earth is flat nor does it say it's the center of the solar system.
agdaniele - July 30, 2010, 7:41 pm
Good line.


THE SECOND COMING - "And what rough beast, its hour come 'round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?" - W. B. Yeats -




UNDER THE GUN -


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forseti - March 3, 2011, 7:25 am
so you're pretty new at motifake, right?? ;) thx anyway!
themansn - February 3, 2011, 5:50 am
one of the best posters I've seen here so far... 5 lions from germany


INTELLIGENT DESIGN -


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Sean - April 17, 2011, 9:37 pm
I think you mean top left and if you do, I'd say that it's a little statue of a gargoyle reading a book. As for the tome itself, probably Fanny Hill. (That's what I'd be reading if I was a gargoyle who was forced to hang out with the likes of Behe.)
randomaccount - April 17, 2011, 6:53 pm
wtf is that next to the guy in the top right


TOUCHDOWN JESUS - Who brought the marshmallows?




CHRISTIAN HILLBILLY - Explaining the world with fairy tales.




LESS THAN 10 000 YEARS - Creationists: Where do you get your ideas from?


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Woodywood03a - July 26, 2009, 10:31 pm
lol... fail
Person with a brain. - June 18, 2009, 10:24 pm
Less than 10000 years of WRITTEN human history... NOT the age of the world you ignorant wretch!
Nero - August 21, 2008, 11:45 am
They read it in a book, so it HAS to be true.


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